Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The cost of a human heart...

...must be pretty expensive nowadays, seeing as very little of society still has theirs. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say that it is the fault of each individual, I mean there are sitches where you just no longer can trust humanity and stuff. However, I do blame corporations, those who run the government, and of course people like the couple who put up the blog, Two Million Dollar Baby, because it creates an umbrella effect and in turn it breaks the economy, which in turn corrupts society.

How does it do that, you may be asking yourself? Well, from people like the couple of the unborn Two Million Dollar Baby (wow, just so the couple knows, I think the only person in history besides you guys who held unborn children willingly hostage was a nice guy by the name of Adolf Hitler) it frustrates people and causes them to lose faith in humanity as a whole, therefore they give less to those who actually need it if they even still give to them at all.

However, I cannot allow myself to place wholly the blame on them. And that is for the mere fact that the reason these conniving culprits would pull such a stunt, is because of how corporations run their companies caring only about one thing, how they can accumulate profits and cut the costs of doing so. Now I'm not saying all corporations do that, I mean they're are some that actually care about others (if someone says Wal-Mart, then you deserved to be pummeled for that simple reason) but most of them are still new companies that are being trampled, oh I'm sorry, the nice words the beasts of the industry like to use are partnership, merge, consolidate, and takeover. These companies breath life only for it to be taken from those major corporations that rather not see their good deeds be rewarded.

I mean they don't want competition now, do they? And when a business is providing the same thing you are at cheaper, healthier, kinder, gentler, just overall better than you, then why not just "take them under your wing" (read as buy them out) and let them keep there name, so that your not a monopoly but rather a "competitive" powerhouse. You see it's a win-win situation; for corporate evil that is. They still get money whether you hate them or love them.

Any who, I have made a proposal. Ok, so you don't really have to take it seriously, since I pretty much put it up as a satirical response to all the unspeakable evils that have caused the price of the human heart (emotionally speaking, not like a physical human heart) to skyrocket. However, I put up a Help Evil be Arbitrarily Trampled Fund, yeah the H.E.A.R.T. Fund if you will, that pretty much has no limit and ends in a year from now (since that is the longest I could do it for). It's going to be money I'll will use to fund those who actually need it, and who are well deserving of it. Oh like for example something like Philip DeFranco's PKD Fund.

The only reason I put it up is because the Two Million Dollar Baby Fund actually has 6 contributors and has raised like 20 something dollars. I don't think that is a good cause, and to be honest those who contributed, I hope you send them counterfeit bills so they can be sent to jail, where they will be forced to put their child up for adoption.

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